Unusual comments you've had about your smart car.
I have had alot of comments about my smartie. A lady that I work with had a really good one. She asked me if my car came with the glue when I bought it and how long did it take me to put in together. I had not heard that one before and I thought that it was very witty and original.
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Permalink Reply by Kristina Snider on -
Okay, wait you are killing me! This is too funny!
Eddie said:Just received a really funny one. "If the battery dies, do you jump start it with an iPod?"
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Permalink Reply by Kristina Snider on
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Okay, I keep thinking the witty comments can't get any better...BUT your Daughter now wins. These are very funny! Thanks for sharing!
Debbie Wilbeck said:My daughter has had several choice comments: When she saw the coins in the coin holder she asked if it was 'coin operated'. When I told her I want the car cover for Christmas, she asked if an outdoor grill cover wouldn't do! When I'm late getting to her house and she calls and I say I'm on the way, she says 'peddle faster!'.
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Permalink Reply by Kristina Snider on
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Ohhh!! You are killing me! I love your pat responses and I plan on stealing them for my own use! I will give you credit, I promise!
Louise Barnes said:I get asked a lot of questions. People stop me everywhere. I finally have some pat answers to
"Where did you get that car"? answer "Toys-r-us"
"do you drive it on the interstate"? "No, it drives itself".
"Is it gas"? answer - "No, it's biodiesel"
"Is it real'? answer -"No, it's going to explode any minute".
"why do you want that thing?" "Same reason you want your spouse".
and my best answer - THis is the dress I am wearing today!
Judes said:I am really convinced that the Smart has a mute button on the radio so you can answer people's silly questions and comments!
Judes said:WOW! That was very witty and original. I always get asked if I can take my car on the freeway/highway. Uh, yeah! Why not? It's not a golf cart!
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Permalink Reply by Kristina Snider on
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OK, the gerbil comment..is funny. So I guess when you go to the gas station - you can tell people you stopped to feed and water the gerbils!!
Anna E. said:Lots of interesting ones:
-You take that piece of sh*t on the highway?!
-Hey, you need to go check on your car...I saw the gerbils running around on the ground.
-I wouldn't want to get hit in a semi in that thing (to which I replied, I wouldn't want to be in anything smaller than another semi if I'm going to get hit by a semi)
-Hey, my motorcycle's longer than it is
-It has a trunk? and it's big enough?
-and the usual, cute, electric
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Permalink Reply by Roll 3d6 on -
Had a guy stopped next to me at a light tell me, "You need another one for the other cheek!"...I'm pretty sure he was commenting on the small car and not alluding to me having a large butt.
When I catch people checking out the car, I don't wait for them to comment, I usually stat out with a comment of my own. For example, when I see parents and kids walking by looking at it, I say to the kids, "See? It's just your size!"
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"This is what happens when you turn in all of your box tops."
Roll 3d6
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Permalink Reply by Monty on -
lol Love the box top comment
Roll 3d6 said:Had a guy stopped next to me at a light tell me, "You need another one for the other cheek!"...I'm pretty sure he was commenting on the small car and not alluding to me having a large butt.
When I catch people checking out the car, I don't wait for them to comment, I usually stat out with a comment of my own. For example, when I see parents and kids walking by looking at it, I say to the kids, "See? It's just your size!"
or
"This is what happens when you turn in all of your box tops."
Roll 3d6
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Permalink Reply by Dave & Bianca VanderWal on -
We were just leaving one of the "big box" stores, and a car coming into the lot flagged us down, rolled down the window and said "Hey! You know you're not supposed to steal the shopping carts!" We juast chuckled and drove on.
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Permalink Reply by Lynn Roberto on -
I love all the funny comments, heard may of them and will use some of the responses............but here is my favorite from one of my very large male co-workers - "Hey, if you get me two, I can use them for roller skates!!" and of course I have been receiving lots of little Matchbox Smarts (but so far they are all convertibles - has anyone found one with a top?)
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Permalink Reply by delaney on -
My co workers keep telling me that someone's outside in the parking lot loading my car in the back of their pickup truck.
I mostly get questions about whether it's gas or electric, and "how fast does it go?" When I tell them, they're amazed.
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Permalink Reply by Monty on
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Thanks, Mr. BE. That was a hoot!
mr bad example said:Monty said:Google "Peel P50." This car had no reverse gear. If you wanted to go backward, you picked up one end of the car and turned it in the opposite direction. I wonder what kind of comments you'd get if you had one of these to pull behind your Smart.
i love the peel P50, check out this video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6OLh6VJXu0
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Permalink Reply by Kate Woody on -
When I was so anxiously waiting for my smart to arrive, I was asked if it was coming UPS.
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