I was parking in the Boystown area of Chicago to get my hair cut. As I'm walking to the sidewalk, two male passerbys asked how such a tall guy fits in that little car. I told them "I use lots of lube and go in nice and slow."

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LOL... that's a great response!

Now I don't care who you are....That there is funny !  =)

Years ago, I was a member of the Lambda Car Club.  I was talking with a co-worker about the car hobby.  She and her Hubby car Street Rodders.  She asked what car clubs I belonged to.  I mentioned Lambda.  She said she had never heard of it.  I told her it was a Gay Car Club.....She looked puzzled and asked.... How do you know if your car is gay !  

LOL...  good one......

My friend asked me if I was worried about getting my "MAN card" revoked.  I told him I really didn't care as long as no one tried to revoke my "GAY card"!

LOL..... good "come" back!

That is an original one. Love the comeback you gave. 


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