"beachbum, you might also want a head temp guage like the Koso tiny guage and sensor that fits the spark plug as a washer. Smart is a design flaw. If any gas gets into the water passages from a tiny gasket leak, that increasing…"
"There's something seriously wrong with your engine! Yikes! Only diesels turn oil black! Used Mobil 1 synthetic is lightly beige. Your engine must be pouring fuel down its gullet. How black is the back bumper and exhaust pipe, inside?
"$579 was the quote I got. But, they let me sit in the lounge with the rich Mercedes lawyers and doctors and eat gourmet treats and coffee, custom made one cup at a time. I asked 'em, before I told 'em to stuff it, if…"
""Ever had a crowd of crazed people shower you with every color of the rainbow as you run by?"
No, the only thing crazed around our Smarts is the $1,600 sun roof. My 4th one is now crazed. Can I get a 5th one? They only…"
"Let's play Worst Case Scenario for a minute......
I got in a wreck with my Smart ED, so this isn't a warranty-paid-for smiley face scenario. I gotta buy replacement parts, at retail, from my dealer, the only source for parts and HE…"
"The "special edition" you might sell me is a left-hand-drive Smart fortwo DIESEL with the new 800cc engine....sold across Europe.
We want the car for ECONOMY, not a hot rod. We want it to cost no more than a Yaris or a little Nissan…"
So much for this nonsense. It's mine. It's on its 4th crazed sunroof that needs replacing again because Daimler will never recall anything and replace it with a proper top that doesn't craze in 6…"
"If they told you it did 0-60 in 8 seconds and yours took 9, you'd be standing in the service bay demanding a new battery and motors as yours must be defective. If they tell you it takes 11 seconds and yours only does it in 11 when…"
"I'll bet you'll really save money if it breaks. They tried to sell me a replacement little, plastic fuel pump in the little plastic tank for $1086 back in 2009, instead of locating the wire shorting the power to the fuel pump, which…"