Last Friday, I stopped to buy beer for the weekend. Upon walking out of the store i discovered a gay man hugging and kissing my car. He said, "I love your Smart Car." I want one so bad. He asked his friend to take a picture of him with my car. His friend, after a few minutes, got him to peel himself from my car. Sounds like a fib, but it's 100% true.
Added by John on January 13, 2009 at 11:10pm —