Is it possible to buy a smart car and not know that you can only have one Passenger?

This question arose in my mind after reading a susai blog that complained of the car not having room for his friends.

The thought of this has given me a 'bad back, (from crouching over this keyboard). That blogger also has caused me to waste hours of my life reading and typing in comments. Now, I am getting writers cramp in my fingers from all this unnecessary typing. My electric bill is going up because it's now dark and I have to turn on a lamp. My Internet Service Provider is going to cap my GBs, throttle my bandwidth, and slow my download and upload speed because of all this extra usage, that the blogger has caused me to use. Now the thought of paying all these bills is giving me an upset stomach. I'll take some medicine and see if that will help. Arrgggh, the cost of the pills are gonna make me get another overpriced title loan. And I'll never get out of debt. Now I can't pay my phone bill, so my friends won't be able call me to have me take them places

If only I could have told that blogger BEFORE he bought a smart car, that he could only carry one passenger...all this misery would not be at my doorstep, IF only some nice guy like that blogger would have told me all this when I bought this computer, I would not be in this sorry state.

Maybe I should put an ad on Computer Trader and price this piece of #### for half of what I paid for it. Yes I can do that!

And I will make sure to WARN all the other owners of my fate so they wont be victims as well.

Gee, I feel a little better now that I've helped my fellow human beings, by telling my plight.

Oh, the answer to this posts title: Yes, just ask Rob.

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Comment by spicejax on November 10, 2009 at 12:03pm
@Howdy1LC-Tell 'em you can seat four, if they sit on each others lap. lol

Comment by Howdy1LC on November 10, 2009 at 11:37am
OMG! This is hilarious! It reminds me of the people that come and look at the car and then ask, if it really only seats two? Well Duh! EDo you see any more seats! LOL
Comment by ann linn on October 22, 2009 at 9:37am
Thanks for the laugh!
Comment by spicejax on October 17, 2009 at 1:21am
Oh, loyal commenters, I thank you all, from the bottom of my blistered fingers.

You like me, you really really like me! Still, good old Rob has 68 comments so far.

Maybe I should blog a nice moronic warning next? lol Naah
Comment by Carlito on October 16, 2009 at 9:10pm
Oh man, this is the best. You are the Dilbert of smartville!
Comment by Beth on October 16, 2009 at 6:16pm

Waitaminute...... you mean I can only fit two ppl in this car?????

Comment by JohnnyM on October 16, 2009 at 6:09pm
HA ha ha, Rob said as soon as his flight lands in New Delhi that he is taking all the cash procedes from the smart sale and buying his next new car, the Tata Nano! He needs comfortable transportation to his new job at the call center!
Comment by Beth on October 16, 2009 at 5:18pm
LOL!!! Thanks for the chuckle! :)
Comment by Foothill on October 16, 2009 at 12:54pm
I'll buy your computer for half price - does it have a keyboard?
Comment by Fred on October 16, 2009 at 12:52pm
Well said! In another 8 years, Medicare will take care of your physical ailments and your utility should give you a senior discount to help ease the pain of people who have their eyes wide shut. Thanks for the great piece.

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