Our two Grand Champion Turkish Vans have us well-trained. We can both be gone at the same time only 2 days, then they destroy everything on Ann's nick-nack shelves. :)
Samwise and Galadriel are their names. Turkish Vans are known as the Swimming Cats. They are step-siblings. All the kids of their dad, Lord-of-the-Rings, are named after Tolkien's characters.
Samwise, of course, is Samwise Gamgee, the Hobbit who was Frodo's protector during his difficult travels. Galadriel was the good white witch, and our Galadriel is a lovely chubby little girl, AKA "Molly," but not quite as lovely as Cate Blanchett, who played Galadriel in Jackson's movie.
I stay in trouble with Ann because I have several portraits of Samwise and Molly, but none of Ann, after 54 years of marriage. On top of that, I now have even more portraits of Munchkin, our little Hobbit smart car. You can see Munchkin, and Ann in Munchkin, on our SCOA gallery. You will not be able to miss Munchkin in Westminster -- she is the gray/silver smart with the Add-a-Spare spare tire to the rear, and the window sticker reading "my ex got half of everything"